i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via cescaddict)

It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.
$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes
you’d win that bet
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!